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Famous Prostitute..


A man heard about this famous prostitute in town. So he went to town to find this famous prostitute.

After he found the famous prostitute, he asked, " How much for a hand job?"

The famous prostitute repled " $100.00"

The man replied, "That's a lot of money!"

The famous prostitute replied "I'm the best there is around."

The man agreed, and later the man came out very satisfied.


TWO WEEK'S LATER

The same man was thinking about the famous prostitute and went back to town .

He found the famous prostitute and asked "How much for a blow job?"

The famous prostitute said "$500.00"

The man said "That's too much money!."

The famous prostitute said "See that Ferrari over there, well I paid for that giving blow jobs, I'm the best."

He agreed and came out a very satisfied man.


TWO WEEK'S LATER.

The same man was thinking about the famous prostitute and went back to town.

He found the famous prostitute and asked "How much for some pussy?"

The famous prostitute said, "Do you see that apartment complex on the hill?"

The man replied "Yes."

The famous prostitute said, "If I had a pussy I'd own them."




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