Fair play
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the
husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a
skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman
in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have
sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives
depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you
feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really
nice ass."
