DUI Test
An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of
the Missouri state line.
When the deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that
he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show
that night and didn't want to be late.
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver
would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.
The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and
asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the deputy
got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car,
a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, then went over to the
squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed him doing this
and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he
thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass on to jail, there's no way in hell
I can pass that test."
