Dream
Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell
him about it...
"I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and
over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.
"What was on the banner?" asked Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!" answered the Iraqi President.
"I am so glad that you called", said President Bush, "because I, too, had
a dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever,
totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful
banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
