Cowboys
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at
their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from
a long day, havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin
and talkin, watchin the women go by. This really
beautiful brunette walks by and the two cowboys look
at her, tip their hats back a little, look at each other,
smile, and one of them says, "I'll give her a 3." The
other cowboy nods slowly, and says, "Yep. She's a
3 for sure."
A little while later another woman, this time a fantastic
lookin blonde, comes walkin by in front of them..
The first cowboy looks her up and down, smiles, takes
a sip from his beer, and says to the second cowboy,
"Well, I think that one must be a 4." The second
cowboy agrees, and says, "Yep... she sure is a 4."
Time passes on by and the cowboys are still sippin
their beers, just watchin folks pass. Then, across the
room comes this absolutely gorgeous, drop-dead
beautiful redhead... As she comes near them, they
both kinda straighten up and tip their hats back a little
for a better look.
The first cowboy smiles real wide, looks at his pal and
says, "Damn. That one has GOT to be a 6." The
second cowboy nods slowly, grins, and says "Yep.
DEFINITELY a 6."
Well, the redhead hears them... and she is NOT amused.
She turns around sharply and comes right up to the
two grinning cowboys. She looks the first one in the
eye and says, "Excuse me. But, are you two actually
standing there rating women??!?"
The cowboys look kinda embarrassed... stare down
at their boots, and they both nod. One of them says,
"Well, yes ma'am, we are, but you don't understand..."
She is REAL mad now... and looks at the cowboy and
says, "Well, I'll have you know I've been rated far
higher than that, by far better than YOU."
The second cowboy says, "But, ma'am, you really
don't understand!"
And she says, "Well, what is it I don't understand?
Here you are, rating women. I understand THAT."
The first cowboy says, "But ma'am, we use a
different kinda rating system......."
The redhead says, "Oh, and what would THAT be?
No one has EVER rated me a SIX before..."
The second cowboy says, "Well, we use the
Budweiser method, ma'am."
So she asks..."What in the hell is the Budweiser
method?"
The first cowboy smiles, looks at her and slowly says,
"Well, ma'am, that's how many Clydesdales it would
take to pull you off of my face.
