Corporate Lifecycle
Part 1
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys - all on different
levels,some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a
tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see
nothing but assholes.
Part 2
All the time, the monkeys on the top will get the fruits first,
and most of the time, they will eventually produce SHIT for all the
monkeys below. And all the time, that's what the monkeys below will
get.
Part 3
For those monkeys who are climbing up, they have to first kiss
plenty of ass in order to move up. How high they climb, will
have to depend on how good they kiss. And always if the one on top
will not kiss any ass,his ass will get KICKED !!!
Part 4
During times of great difficulties and hardship, the monkeys on the
top may fall a few branches down and hit the monkeys below. The
monkeys below will be fallen upon and eventually some will fall off
the tree. As compensation these monkeys that fell off get to keep
the fruits that were shaken off the tree during the commotion. The
tree becomes lighter and it slowly returns to normal.And that, my
friends, is what we call a corporate life cycle.
