Consultant
A consultant dies and goes to heaven. He reaches the pearly
gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners
and chanting his name. After a few minutes St. Peter comes
running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet
you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a
remarkable man as yourself."
The consultant is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life,
but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.
"It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are.
Imagine, living to the age of 160 and still looking so young,"
says St. Peter.
The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "160?
I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40."
St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your
time sheets!"
