Comparing Stories
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.
"I froze to death," said the first woman.
"You froze to death, how horrible!" responded the other woman.
"Well, it wasn't so bad," continued the first woman. "After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
"I died of a massive heart attack," said the second woman. "I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act but, instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."
"So what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer," said the first woman. "We'd both still be alive."
