Cleaning Problems
DEAR TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGENT:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my
Mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's
house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
She started to berate me about my drinking problem.
One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of
her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the
stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid
Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests
were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great
product.
Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag
people.
