Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring; "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -- jus anyting you want, you say. What you want?"
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly!) for her request.
"I want... 69" she eventually replies shyly with smile.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he asks... "Why you want Beef with Broccoli?"
