Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car, get tired.
Man who run behind car, get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
Wife who put man in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
