Bumper stickers...
BUMPER STICKERS SIGHTED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
The gene pool could use a little clorine.
I love cats…they taste like chicken
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idoit
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDOIT!!
If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Forget about World Peace…Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
I souport publik edekasion
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy
All generalizations are false.
Change is inevitable…except from a vending machine
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once
Born Free…Taxed to Death
Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
It's as BAD as you thing, and they ARE out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
I brake for no apparent reason.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS
Sorry, I don't date outside my species
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight.
No Radio - Already Stolen
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are Closer than they Appear"
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Why is ‘abbreviation' such a long word?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!"…till you can find a big rock.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
Mean People Suck
Nice People Swallow
I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed this early
Turn signal doesn't work…watch for the finger
