Bucs Fan
A first grade teacher in Oakland explains to her class that
she is a Raider fan. She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Raider fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand, except one little
girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Raider fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an
Raider fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Bucs fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you
a Bucs fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Bucs fan, and my dad is a Bucs fan, so
I'm a Bucs fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that
is no reason for you to be a Bucs fan. You don't have to be
just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was
a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "we'd be Oakland Raider fans."
