Blind Man
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of
paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two
nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint
in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?",
calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
