At the nursing home...
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of Seniors
were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup
of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad
I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even punch out the chad at election time,
my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly
in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed
another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced
an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others
nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully,
"and thank God we can all still drive!
