At the movies
An old farmer named George went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl
asked "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ever I go,
Chuckie goes."
"I'm sorry sir," the ticket girl said, "We can't allow animals in the
theater. Not even a pet rooster."
So the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the rooster down his
pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater.
He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped
his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" asked Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "We've seen them all in our
profession."
"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn."
