An embarrassing problem
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an
embarrassing problem.
"I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no
odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times.
What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for
seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I
don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting
just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for
yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed
your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"