Age joke
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and
feels really good about the result. On his way home, he stops at a
newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the clerk, "I hope
you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really
happy.
After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the order clerk the
same question, to which the reply is "Oh, you look about 29."
"I am actually 47." This makes him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was
young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down
your pants and play with your balls, I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip
her hand down his pants. After a bit, the old lady says, "OK, that's fine,
I'm done...You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonalds."
