Things that sound dirty at Christmas...
But aren't . . .
I think your balls are hanging too low.
To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
Santa's sack is really bulging!
Did you get anything under the tree?
From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
That's an odd looking box.
The batteries died!
Good King Wenseslaus went down...
Are you gonna do that by hand or with a blower?
Where's the Virgin?
Giving is as much fun as receiving!
